Happy Birthday Card Messages
Selection of birthday card messages to write in birthday greeting cards or attach to birthday gifts. Make the birthday boy or girl smile with funny birthday messages. Go straight to the funny birthday quotes below!
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. Mark Twain
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Charles Schulz
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Lucille Ball
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. Larry Lorenzoni
Men, like peaches and pears, grow sweet a little while before they begin to decay. Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. Robert Frost.
More Birthday Messages And Funny Birthday Quotes
You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience. Author Unknown
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Chili Davis
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. Author Unknown
There is still no cure for the common birthday. John Glenn
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. Ogden Nash
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